"she should have had sex with me because—" lmao bye

clearssong:

darklordflareon:

liongirl5:

dennys:

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! 

*not actually magic

DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING

denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it

they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it

A Man Emailed His Wife A Spreadsheet That Logged All The The Times She'd Said No To Sex

realrandomsam:

birdsy-purplefishes:

coeur-de-porcelaine:

maccahawk:

This is it. This is pretty much the pentacle of male privilege in the U.S. When a husband whole heartedly believes that he is a victim to unfair treatment by his wife because she denied him sex 26 times in a month.  

When a man think his pleasures is more important than a women NOT WANTING TO HAVE SEX and since they are married he has every right to her body and by denying him access to her body she is denying him said right. 

He thinks her “excuses” for having sex are also unreasonable. And what are some of those “excuses”?

-She was too tired to have sex.

-She was sick.

-She was too drunk.

-She felt tender (in vaginal region) after having sex the other day.

-They didn’t have enough time because they had somewhere to be. (Which means he was fully prepared to have enough time to get himself off INSIDE his wife while knowing they wouldn’t have enough time for her pleasure)

These are all unreasonable “excuses”

 I saw the Reddit thread, and most people were siding with him because she was committing the unacceptable crime of not having sex with him, and even among those who were more sympathetic were starting with ”he did it in an immature way…BUT” and it’s just so depressing how much people hate women that are not ”fulfilling their purpose” of being fucked by men. 

The comments on the Buzzfeed link are full of women defending the guy.

It makes me so fucking sick.

Fucking hell.

When my boyfriend asks for sex and I say no, you know what he does? He says “ok” and we move on to something else.

This fuckstick and everyone siding with him need to learn basic decency.

Wait, what's this about brain thievery?

facts-i-just-made-up:

theauthorman:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Brain hacking is a serious problem in the future. Be sure to take notice of any of the signs your brain has been hacked:

  • You have a sudden change of opinion.
  • You can’t remember something you think you’d have remembered.
  • You experience Déjà Vu more than two times in succession, or think you did.
  • You find yourself committing a crime you have no motive to commit.
  • You greet people by recommending a blog you’ve never read.
  • You love someone you should not love, such as Nash Grier.
  • You write to a blog on anon to tell them to stop advertising their novel.
  • You find The Big Bang Theory funny.
  • You find the TV Show “The Big Bang Theory” funny.
  • You see a blinking light saying the FBI has locked your brain due to pornographic thoughts.
  • People find you interesting for a change.
  • Your robotic arms try to strangle you, or those around you.
  • You spend over 30 minutes a day on tumblr.
  • You find you like Gilbert and Sullivan when you’re generally a metalhead.
  • You like metal when you’re generally a gilbertandsullivanhead.
  • Someone tells you, “I hacked your brain.”
  • You quit your job to live out you lifelong dream of writing spam to people you never met.
  • You send all your money to a foreign prince.
  • A “Sponsored” logo appears in the corner of your vision.
  • You actually like Brussels sprouts.
  • Seriously nobody likes fucking Brussels sprouts.
  • They taste like armpits.

I like brussels sprouts :(

YOU’VE BEEN HACKED!!! GET TO A DOCTOR!!!

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

therealbarbielifts:

gred-and-forge-in-the-impala:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

What the fuck I mean I’m a vegan and all and even then I don’t get this

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

image

this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

who's been drawing dicks